This is it. It’s like Tyson-Holyfield, Roe-Wade, Paper-Plastic… this is the greatest decision our country will face this year and I’ve never been more proud to be American.

I’m not sure who’s gonna win, but I think it’s going to come down to the 13 year old middle-class white girl vote. And if I had to make a prediction, I will say that whoever wins, I will still feel like I’ve wasted the last 4 months of my life.